This is Luna Park in St. Kilda, where I was kippin' for the last two nights in Melbourne.

Ms Hynes put me up, she's too good! :)

Now picture this:

You're...five, maybe even seven. And you are told you're going to the funfair/amusment park.

The excitement kicks in, a hundred "Are-we-there-yets" all the way there.

Then you see that!

Would you really walk into the mouth of that- that beast!

Frankly it scares the shit out of me, and I sure as hell would stay well clear of the area if I was on LSD, or Mushrooms, or whatever the devil these kids are taking these days.