Insure my ass

Yep.
After a loooonnnnnng time without it, I have insurance.
What an arsh I hear you say.
And you'd be right.
But here's my excuse:
You ready....
I was covered by BUPA for the first six months after leaving, so in the seventh month I'd forgotton I'd been out here for seven months, and was only went I went to the hospital with me auld finger that I realised it.
So next thing was my credit card was at the limit so I couldn't buy any.
And I kept thinking my loan was coming "Next week" due to the bank saying it was, in a way.
So I kept saying "OK next week..."
- Sadly the surfboard went into my head before the bank came through.
This went on for months, and now I've got a card that isn't at the max, I've gone and got some.
Granted it doesn't kick in until the tenth - due to it being half the price.
But I figure - "What's a few more days eh?!"

Arsh.
Complete arsh.

I'm just asking for it...