Eggshells

This is gas, I sat down to breakfast and ordered from the menu:
Pancake, scrambled eggs and bacon.
I pictured them all laided out neatly in the appropriate positions on the place, maybe even singing a song to me before I devour them. What I got was a crispy Crepe, with an omlette inside speckled with boil-in-the-bag ham.
To tell you the truth, twas gorgeous.